tumbledore-:

horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

incest

rickysuavemami:

What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.

this looks like work BUT I’d do it for my homies

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:

“So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:

“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:

“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:

“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)